Bingos

The funniest bingos people seems to get about not having children are:

-If your mother thought about children like you do you would not exist.... (well duh but strangley enough everyone is different and dont think the same as their parents)
-What if everyone felt the same way you do (if that was the case then the world would not be overpopulated, not a bad thing!)
-Just wait until your biological clock starts ticking. (does that actually exist? What if its broken or out of batteries)
-Your dogs are child substitutes (yep totally, but the are better than children. They can be trusted and dont need watching 24 hours a day)
-You’ll regret it. (maybe but its better than regretting having them)
-You’re selfish. (and arent people who have children because they want them selfish?)
-You’re not truly an adult until you have children. (I always want to be childlike. Thats why I love Disney so much.)
-Who is going to take care of you when you’re old? (carehomes?)

Now I just need someone to question me so I can try these out!