Come on United!!!!!
What an unbelieveable day of football.
Gotta get this off my chest:
Philip Neville is a red
Is a red
Is a red
Philip Neville is a red
He hates scousers!!!!!
How amazing that our ex-player got the equaliser for us. Once a red always a red I say. Then just to upset Everton the mighty Wayne Rooney scored the winner! Special mention to youngster Chris Eagles for getting the forth.
Sir Alex said he wants to kiss Big Sam for getting the draw at Chelski. I say get in line we all want to give Big Sam a kiss!
Other notable results were Liverpool losing (hahahahahahahahahaha) and Leeds United getting relegated into divison 1. Actually I am a bit bitter sweet for that. Leeds were such a good team and it seems kinda harsh them now being two leagues below us. I am sure one day they will be back.
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Friday, April 27, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Still losing weight!
I have only put on weight twice since September. Both times were only half a pound so not too bad.
Lost another half a pound today. 13 more to go. I did originally want to get down to a size 12. Now I am here I still see fat so marching on to a size 10. One thing I do worry about is what happens when I get there. I guess it means eat more but I dont want to eat the crap I was eating before.
I will admit to stepping on the scales more than once a day. I am hoping the obsession will go when I reach my ideal weight. I still see a fat girl in the mirror at the moment. I suppose I will always be a fat girl no matter what my weight is. Never going to forget the humilation of having to buy size 18 clothing.
Lost another half a pound today. 13 more to go. I did originally want to get down to a size 12. Now I am here I still see fat so marching on to a size 10. One thing I do worry about is what happens when I get there. I guess it means eat more but I dont want to eat the crap I was eating before.
I will admit to stepping on the scales more than once a day. I am hoping the obsession will go when I reach my ideal weight. I still see a fat girl in the mirror at the moment. I suppose I will always be a fat girl no matter what my weight is. Never going to forget the humilation of having to buy size 18 clothing.
Monday, April 02, 2007
Back from London trip
Monday, March 05, 2007
Saturday, March 03, 2007
Liverpool v Manchester United
Just in case anyone missed it. Watch O'Shea in all his glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liverpool
Great victory by United.
Beating the scousers twice in a season was fantastic.
Beating them at Anfield in the 91st minute in front of the Kop was priceless.
John O'Shea is a legend!
Maybe we didn't play as well as we usually do but the fact is we won it. We beat Liverpool at fortress Anfield with only 10 men. Oh the taste of victory is so sweet.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Theres only one Ronaldo
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Are you ready to have kids?
- Mess Test
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
- Toy Test
Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (you may substitute roofing tacks if you wish). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold and take off shoes. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream because this would wake a child at night.
- Grocery Store Test
Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.- Dressing TestObtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all the arms stay inside.
- Feeding Test
Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.
- Night Test
Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8-12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 3:00pm, begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00pm. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00pm. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00am. Set alarm for 5:00am. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.
- Ingenuity Test
Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and pot of paint, turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper tube and turn it into an attractive Christmas candle. Use only scotch tape and a piece of foil. Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty box of Cocoa Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.
- Automobile Test
Forget the BMW and buy a station wagon. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a dime. Stick it into the CD player. Take a family-size package of chocolate chip cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Run a rake along both side of the car. There, perfect!
- Physical Test
(Women)Obtain a large bean bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Then remove the beans. And try not to notice your closet full of clothes. You won’t be wearing them for a while.
- Physical Test
(Men)Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.
- Final Assignment
Find a couple who already has a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, and toilet training and child’s table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run wild. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.
Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.
- Toy Test
Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (you may substitute roofing tacks if you wish). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold and take off shoes. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream because this would wake a child at night.
- Grocery Store Test
Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage.- Dressing TestObtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all the arms stay inside.
- Feeding Test
Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.
- Night Test
Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8-12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 3:00pm, begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00pm. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00pm. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00am. Set alarm for 5:00am. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.
- Ingenuity Test
Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and pot of paint, turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet paper tube and turn it into an attractive Christmas candle. Use only scotch tape and a piece of foil. Last, take a milk carton, a ping-pong ball, and an empty box of Cocoa Puffs. Make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower.
- Automobile Test
Forget the BMW and buy a station wagon. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a dime. Stick it into the CD player. Take a family-size package of chocolate chip cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Run a rake along both side of the car. There, perfect!
- Physical Test
(Women)Obtain a large bean bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Then remove the beans. And try not to notice your closet full of clothes. You won’t be wearing them for a while.
- Physical Test
(Men)Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time.
- Final Assignment
Find a couple who already has a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, and toilet training and child’s table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run wild. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Good week really
Well after my big moan the other day I got on the scales at Weight Watchers and discovered I have lost 3 pounds. Yippeee!! Thats 17 altogether in 11 weeks. Its made me feel a lot better about myself.
Hmmmm this is trying to tell me to visit Hawaii!
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| 75% Honolulu |
| 60% San Diego |
| 60% San Francisco |
| 55% Atlanta |
| 55% Las Vegas |
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
I'm so fat!!!
Ok I was looking at Steve and Karens wedding pics (very nice btw). I saw one pic with me in it and just thought WTF??? I know I got fat. I mean a size 16 is huge. I just forget sometimes. Why does this discourage me? I just passed me stone mark at Weight Watchers and very near my 10% weight loss. So why do I now feel like eating everything in the cupboards.
Obviously its a good thing I hate mirrors and photos.
Wish I could go for runs etc but not good for the heart. Time to get back on the push bike to encourage the weight loss. It gets harder the more I loose. I think the body gets used to it. I still aim for 2 pounds a week and have stuck fairly close to it.
Obviously its a good thing I hate mirrors and photos.
Wish I could go for runs etc but not good for the heart. Time to get back on the push bike to encourage the weight loss. It gets harder the more I loose. I think the body gets used to it. I still aim for 2 pounds a week and have stuck fairly close to it.
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Torquay United to sack players for diving
This is such a great idea. The rest of the league should start this rule.
LONDON (Reuters) - Fourth division club Torquay United said on Tuesday they will start taking disciplinary action against any of their players who dive or feign injury.
Torquay, who believe they are the first professional club in the world to begin such an initiative, will operate a "three strikes and out" policy and use video technology to prove cases.
First time offenders will be warned, players who dive again will be fined and third time offenders sacked or placed on the transfer list.
"British football has the opportunity to take a lead in resolving this major issue which is tarnishing our sport and marred the World Cup finals in Germany 2006," Torquay chairman Chris Roberts said in a statement.
LONDON (Reuters) - Fourth division club Torquay United said on Tuesday they will start taking disciplinary action against any of their players who dive or feign injury.
Torquay, who believe they are the first professional club in the world to begin such an initiative, will operate a "three strikes and out" policy and use video technology to prove cases.
First time offenders will be warned, players who dive again will be fined and third time offenders sacked or placed on the transfer list.
"British football has the opportunity to take a lead in resolving this major issue which is tarnishing our sport and marred the World Cup finals in Germany 2006," Torquay chairman Chris Roberts said in a statement.
OLE IS A LEGEND
Cheating Scots!!!
Free kick from nothing.
Hanging around in the penalty area when a penalty is being taken.
Thomas Graveson (no need to say anything more about that banker).
If Celtic didnt have the ref on side there is no way they would have won.
It does show the need for technology in the game. It would have been a totally different outcome.
Scottish football will never be as good as Premiership because they are crap when they dont have the ref on side.
If we come second that will be a good thing anyway because Barca will be second (results depending) so it would be better to face a 1st team than a 2nd.
Although maybe we could send the Scousers up there. Mid table SPL is higher than mid table Premiership.
I suppose when all is going bad I can just look at Liverpool and laugh laugh laugh.
Bring on Chelski!!!
Hanging around in the penalty area when a penalty is being taken.
Thomas Graveson (no need to say anything more about that banker).
If Celtic didnt have the ref on side there is no way they would have won.
It does show the need for technology in the game. It would have been a totally different outcome.
Scottish football will never be as good as Premiership because they are crap when they dont have the ref on side.
If we come second that will be a good thing anyway because Barca will be second (results depending) so it would be better to face a 1st team than a 2nd.
Although maybe we could send the Scousers up there. Mid table SPL is higher than mid table Premiership.
I suppose when all is going bad I can just look at Liverpool and laugh laugh laugh.
Bring on Chelski!!!
Friday, November 10, 2006
Vote for Barney

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Thursday, November 09, 2006
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